Monday, September 26, 2005

Hey Capitan Majed

Whoever you are, if you want to have an intelligent debate about the way I run my life, by all means tell me who you are and I would be more than willing to explain it to you. In case you're too afraid to do that, ill give you a short run-down.

Some people may consider things like romance to be old fashioned, but in my books it is a hundred times better than running around drinking every weekend and screwing hapless management sluts just for kicks. For me that would be so hollow and unfulfilling as to be completely useless. I would have more fun spending one day with a girl I loved than I would in a month with six or seven girls who meant absolutley nothing.

My blog entries are personal, and I'll admit, often a little melodramatic, but thats just the way I choose to write them. If you don't like it, you don't have to read it.

As for being an insult to men everywhere, I think you should consider how many of the great men of history are great because of how much they drank or how many women they scored with. The great men of history are great because they followed their dreams, and did not renounce their values and ideals in the face of external pressure. If that doesnt convince you, i think you should look at two of the great representations of our culture..music and film. Thousands of men in the last century idolized people like Rick Blaine in Casablanca and Han Solo in Star Wars. Both were romantics at heart. Even the very face of masculinity, our good friend Arnold Schwarzenegger, usually goes on a destructive rampage for the sake of a girl.

As for my music, which you claim is terrible...if you can give me someone who can play a piano better than Burton Cummings, put you to sleep or calm your nerves better than James Taylor, crank out a 10 minute rock opera better than Meatloaf, write better love songs than Lonestar, Elton John or Savage Garden and stand up to Mark Knopfler or Jimmy Page with an electric, then i might agree with you. Until you find bands that can do that, you can shut up about my music. So if you actually have anything else to say that might be relevant..by all means go for it. If not..have fun with what you call your life, and when you realize that you have lived a life without significance, don't come crying to me.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm going to quote something that actually resonated in probably what will be your one and only entertaining blog entry: "Don't come crying to me"... wait let me make it even more brutally obvious "CRYING". Hmmmm.... who does that remind me of uhhh.... you motha fucka. Don't try to sidestep this you have a problem and you should thank me for pointing out and helping you help yourself. Now that out of the way lets address what you accuse me of being... 1. A coward, Blair come on now brotha, I don't see you everyday how else am I supposed to communicate with you? Furthermore the alias come on now I dont think you could handle a criticism as big as mine openly and really I think its obvious who I am by now. 2. A blatant misogynst. One who hates woman and commitment based relationships. Blair for all you know I could be a woman in a relationship or a guy in a relationship what I wrote is a total socially accpeted norm in our great liberal society. NOW that said... 1. Hans Solo please you we're doing so well and then... please Hans Solo he fucking hangs out with a giant dog! That is nothing to be idolized. Arnold Schwarznaeger... just STOP. I don't respect that body of work at all I deficated on True Lies multiple times. Terminator was cool but I'm getting off track... Your Music I will give you Elton John for sure hell I'll give you James Taylor. As for the rest I think they're all good artists in GERMANY... seriously please tell me you livewaht are you going to tell me next Hasselhoff and Goalkeeping Legend Petar Radenkovic where actually good artists as produced by their multi-platinum records sales in a European nation that eats garlic sausage for breakfast? But to highlight my point with fuerza... This old-fashioned Romance existed once in the 1800s and hand in hand with arranged and loveless marraiges. You want that stereotypical here's a poem, here's a recipe i found, love me please I'll do anything bullshit apply for a role in a bolywood movie... That is after you learn hindi get one hell of a tan and grow a pimp 'stache. You know how they say assholes get the girl... well thats not a complete truth either but its kinda close. Allow me to enlighten, Girls like humor, mystery, being kept on their toes, excitement, originality, independence, CONFIDENCE, and near arrogance. Don't write me off... I already had to put up with you giving me a psuedo-intellectual history lesson. At least I know what I'm talking about and you should kiss the ground I stand on for volunteering my advice and help.